Sirius totally knowing Remus’ middle name is John but whenever he breaks out the full name he’ll throw in ridiculous middle names like
"Of COURSE he got a perfect score on the Charms exam, HE’S REMUS THADDEUS LUPIN"
"REMUS MICHELANGELO LUPIN, I AM SURPRISED AT YOU"
“Fuck, Remus Elizabeth Lupin—”
Current Doctor Who is like an ex-boyfriend I used to have a great time with and am still kind of into but lately he keeps being an asshole so it’s awkward every time I see him
Sherlock AU: It turns out that John isn’t the good-natured man he appeared to be and now Sherlock must substitute a friend for an enemy.
instead of saying “i do” at my wedding i’m going to say “believe it”
I always thought that silence would be a blessing with you but I find it just as irritating.
FAKE TV MEME:
↳ THE SIREN INITIATIVE. It has always been a sad and unfortunate superstition that women were bad luck to have aboard a ship - and, as such, there have been many women thrown over the rails and into the water. But as the water filled their lungs, they finally found fins to call their own. Ruling at sea, they drown sailors in revenge for their deaths, and aid and support the all-woman pirate crew of Captain Isobel Maulie.
Inspired by this collection of posts.
FUCKIN GIMME DAT SHIT
"How about some light, brother?"
"What would you do without me?"
"Bring a torch…"
"talk dirty to me"
people grossly misinterpreting your favorite character
USING THEIR ULTRA SUPERPOWERS…
HAVE DEDICATED THEIR LIVES TO FIGHTING CRIME AND THE FORCES OF EVIL
Oh, you will see it out, will you? I thought I knew my Watson.
this is for rix-maadi who was my 400th follower! They requested “drunk sherlock confessing his love to john, hope you like it, and sorry it took so long!