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radn:

catspring:

i don’t get why we need driver’s training. driving is just like mario kart except slower and you can’t throw blue shells at people

please never drive

graceebooks:

deareje:

that night

#john is like ‘this looks kinda phallic should i put it in my mouth?’ #and sherlock is like ‘this looks extremely phallic and i am going to put it in my mouth’

graceebooks:

deareje:

that night

 

Sherlock AU: John goes missing, held captive by Sebastian Moran. When he is released, Sherlock receives a call that tells him his best friend has been hospitalised.

markoruffalo:

I understood that reference

“I met my wife at a Star Trek convention. She was study abroad from France and spoke little English, and I didn’t know a lick of French. So, for the first few months of our relationship, we communicated by speaking Klingon.”

Hear more tales of nerdery in this week’s Pwn Up! (via dorkly)

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

napoleonbonerhard:

wait are girls not supposed to sit with their legs wide open and since when

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i’ve been thinking about that response for a few hours

freedominwickedness:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

WHOSOEVER HOLDS THIS HAMMER, IF SHE BE WORTHY, SHALL POSSESS THE POWER OF THOR.

ACTUAL GODDESS NATASHA ROMANOV

I always knew she was one :D

As is so often true of comics, a lot of the awesome is in the details. Natasha can’t move the Hammer when she first reaches it. What makes her worthy at the end when she apparently wasn’t worthy just seconds before? Look at panels 2-3 again. Natasha’s got that big ogre right on top of her with his club already going back to strike … and instead of shooting it to save herself, she uses her last shot to bring down the flying reptile that’s chasing that fleeing shuttle. That act of self-sacrifice in the face of certain death is what made her worthy.

Brotp: Sawyer and Miles (requested pippinling)

clintbarttons:

avengers 2 sypnosis:

  • everyone talks about what they have been doing since the first movie
  • clint just sits there staring into the camera like he’s in an episode of the office
aseaofquotes:

Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

aseaofquotes:

Douglas Adams, The Salmon of Doubt

mahramore:

shots fired

mahramore:

shots fired

It’s a red tide, Lester, this life of ours. The shit they make us eat day after day, the boss, the wife, etc, wearing us down, if you don’t stand up to it, let ‘em know you’re an ape, deep down where it counts, you’re just going to get washed away. Fargo 1x1: The Crocodile’s Dilemma

nonasuch:

additionally, I CANNOT GET OVER Steve’s fucking Sadness Errands that he keeps running around DC, like, his schedule literally goes

6 AM: jogging

7:15: unburden soul to total stranger, lacking better options

3 PM: visit own museum exhibit to stare at the Dead Best Friend Wall

4:30: attempt meaningful human connection with sole surviving contemporary; fail due to Alzheimer’s

6 PM: dinner for one

7 PM: contemplate own loneliness, probably

Play Count: 288,302 plays

senorpacman:

Some Basic French Expressions